The last time I laughed...
...was in 2004, when Scottish Scott was showing off a brand new rubber-encased Nokia 5140. "Its basically indestructable", he droned. "Should last a life time".
"Give that to me", demanded his friend Joe. He took the phone and smashed the screen as hard as he could against the corner of a table, and it shattered into a thousand pieces.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:06, 3 replies)

You can break a Nokia indestructible
By placing it in wet sand. Found out te hard way at a beach.
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:11, closed)

friend of mine had one of these.
he swam across barnes pond with it in his shorts.

he then took umbrage with his mobile phone providor when they told him his insurance didnt cover swimming damage.

tit
(magictorch, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:28, closed)

Some people never read the small print.

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:58, closed)