Made me laugh
Rob asks: Has anything happened recently that's made you laugh? Share your stories with us - we need the joy.
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:07)
Rob asks: Has anything happened recently that's made you laugh? Share your stories with us - we need the joy.
( , Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:07)
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Not recently...
But, way back when....
A friend and I were walking from Meanwood to Headingley up the very steep ridge (Leeds geography). We were just in the foothills of Headingley when a pack of ferral kids (eldest 10 maybe) stepped out in front of us.
"Give us a quid, mister."
I ignored them, my friend told them to piss off. From that moment we had an entourage.
"Cunts!"
"Wankers!"
"Shit Wankers!"
"Shit cunt wankers!"
etc...
They followed us a way up the hill, then got bored of walking and just shouted. Around the corner at the top of the hill, a smart, respectable looking bloke in his 40-50s appeared strolling towards us as the young scamps below maintained their one-sided conversation.
("Fucking shit cunt wanker cunts"...."knobheab wankers"...."Shit puffs")
As we passed, he turned his head towards us.
"It appears you have a reputation," he said dryly.
( , Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:12, 6 replies)
But, way back when....
A friend and I were walking from Meanwood to Headingley up the very steep ridge (Leeds geography). We were just in the foothills of Headingley when a pack of ferral kids (eldest 10 maybe) stepped out in front of us.
"Give us a quid, mister."
I ignored them, my friend told them to piss off. From that moment we had an entourage.
"Cunts!"
"Wankers!"
"Shit Wankers!"
"Shit cunt wankers!"
etc...
They followed us a way up the hill, then got bored of walking and just shouted. Around the corner at the top of the hill, a smart, respectable looking bloke in his 40-50s appeared strolling towards us as the young scamps below maintained their one-sided conversation.
("Fucking shit cunt wanker cunts"...."knobheab wankers"...."Shit puffs")
As we passed, he turned his head towards us.
"It appears you have a reputation," he said dryly.
( , Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:12, 6 replies)
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