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Rob asks: Has anything happened recently that's made you laugh? Share your stories with us - we need the joy.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:07)
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Not recently...
But, way back when....

A friend and I were walking from Meanwood to Headingley up the very steep ridge (Leeds geography). We were just in the foothills of Headingley when a pack of ferral kids (eldest 10 maybe) stepped out in front of us.

"Give us a quid, mister."

I ignored them, my friend told them to piss off. From that moment we had an entourage.

"Cunts!"
"Wankers!"
"Shit Wankers!"
"Shit cunt wankers!"

etc...

They followed us a way up the hill, then got bored of walking and just shouted. Around the corner at the top of the hill, a smart, respectable looking bloke in his 40-50s appeared strolling towards us as the young scamps below maintained their one-sided conversation.

("Fucking shit cunt wanker cunts"...."knobheab wankers"...."Shit puffs")

As we passed, he turned his head towards us.

"It appears you have a reputation," he said dryly.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:12, 6 replies)
I like this!

(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:38, closed)
Superb!

(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:53, closed)
Shit Puffs.
Worst of all the breakfast cereals.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:58, closed)
You get my vote

(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:50, closed)
Splendid.

(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 18:01, closed)
you were zinged by stephen fry

(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 15:09, closed)

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