I can't understand Sylvester Stallone when he speaks
with the result that, in the scene in one of the Rocky films where his coach is dying and trying to say his last inspirational words, where Rocky is supposed to say, "No no, don't give up, you're going to be fine!" all I can hear is some special-needs bloke interrupting someone's final moments with gibberish.

"Rocky... there's... not much..."
"uuhhhBUH DUHBI UHRRRRRGAA BWAAAA!"
"...don't interrupt, I..."
"wuuuhhHHURRRRBAAA OOBA!"
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 18:25, 2 replies)

Thanks
this is the first funny thing I've read on this QOTW so far.

*click*
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:16, closed)

"Thanks!" on behalf of this story!
("How dare you!" on behalf of the other two I posted so far. ;) )
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:32, closed)

I did a lol

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:09, closed)