"The most stupid thing you've ever done"
Me: (Dull story)

Colleague: "I stuck a rubber duck to my forehead with tile sealant. Then when it fell off a week later, I melted the rubber with a lighter and welded it to the other side of my forehead. It's how I got my name - Duck".

Me: ...

Him: "Then when I worked at McDonalds I had a proper bastard of a manager who wouldn't let me put "Duck" on my name tag. So I legally changed my name to Duck".

Me: ...

Him: "While I was doing that, I discovered you can change your middle names as well for no extra charge".

Me: ...

Him: "So my full name is 'Duck Andy-Bill Megatron McThumbs'N'Stuff Lamond"

Me: "Bwahahahahahaha"




I've seen his ID and it's really true.
( MatJ LOOK, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:08, 5 replies)

There is an application for a street trader's license in Edinburgh in that very name if you google it.
Silly chap.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 2:39, closed)

Ooh, top marks for the "Megatron"
When I changed my name I was very close to adding a couple of "funny" middle names, I'm glad I didn't now.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:40, closed)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:37, closed)

Yeah, Bumblebee Starscream is probably enough.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:04, closed)

I'll bet you did, you waqqi prick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:52, closed)