What really makes me laugh is
watching humans' pathetic attempts to deal with comprehending the ultimate futility of existence.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:23, 10 replies)

You're so 'goth', Vag.
I bet people shout that at you from passing cars.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:47, closed)

D'yew know what, Tily? I am, and they do!
Mrs V, some friends and I were going to a gig once when a car drove past and two lads leaned out and shouted "GOFFFS!" at us.

Well, er ... yes ... we are ... well spotted ...

I mean - it's not like they called us "Fucking goths" or "Goth cunts" or anything. They just ... said what they saw ...

You'd think in these days of internets and readily-available porn teenagers wouldn't get so bored.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:09, closed)

I blame Roy Walker
"Say what you see, say what you see"
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:03, closed)

So...sooooo dark.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:24, closed)

Racist.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:31, closed)

I counteract this
by ascending to a higher plane of consciousness, where I am untroubled by such temporary concerns. Also by consuming the souls of the innocent.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:01, closed)

Ah, but do you, though?
Do you really?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:42, closed)

Not from here, obviously.
Tainted souls give me heartburn.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:18, closed)

Best of all the Ronan Keating songs.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:26, closed)

I do most of my pathetic attempts inside your wife's bottom.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:39, closed)