In which Mr Fluffles expects sympathy and gets laughed at instead
Mr Fluffles was recently on a 10-hour flight from Dallas to London. He was just getting settled and preparing for a nice long nap when the man who would be in the adjacent seat for the next 10 hours sat down, tapped him on the shoulder and asked, "Have you heard the good news about Jesus?"

Did I mention it was a 10-hour flight?

Mwahahahahaha!!!!
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:03, 7 replies)

well?
HAD he heard the good news?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:06, closed)

Just tell him you're
jewish, and yes, you were pretty satisfied with how it all went.
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:17, closed)

WIN
As it happens, we are both atheist Jews and will be trying this approach at the next available opportunity.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:31, closed)

"Jesus saves... then passes to Malachi. Goooooal!"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:04, closed)

Had Jesus been mis-sold PPI?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:41, closed)

The Jesus
Is a Pederast who did 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old
(Figmaus, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:34, closed)

Six months in chinos?
Surely that counts as Cruel And Unusual Punishment?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:35, closed)