This really was a random interwebs find - but it goes so well here
One of the girls in the office was laughing at a confession website at this confession:

“In the past year I've dated 4 men from OK Cupid who couldn't get an erection. #badsex”

Here is the horse free link for the non-believers: confessions.nerve.com/confessions/view/146105#comments

I then realized when the QOTW Trolls talk about OK Cupid and the accounts they DON'T have on it, that they are not being truthful and clearly it is the on-line dating site preferred by B3TA trolls. and their flacid members to seek out their fat future wives.

This made me laugh.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 5:37, 6 replies)

Wait. I'm confused.
I'm pretty sure I'm registered on nerve.com as well.
...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 7:00, closed)

So are you one of the impotent ones, or the one who dated them?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:32, closed)

Cast iron chubby right now as I'm typing this....

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:57, closed)

If it hadn't been for this blasted priapism,
you'd have had me worried, there.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:45, closed)

You lost me at the quadrupal negative.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:05, closed)

Actually I used plenty of fish.
But don't let that spoil your upset.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:31, closed)