I'm not really into anything other than nice wine.
But in my days as a student smoked weed like the chronic (aha) stereotype I was...(baggy jeans, bad attempt at beard, piercings, beads, dyed hair...Oh dear)...

One time we got some 'lovely' pollen that had been dipped in LSD or similar, I recall it was doing the rounds known as Northern Lights. Anyway, it was very very strong. We made some cookies out of the 1/4 lump and shared it between a group of 5/6 of us. Interestingly it bcame clear the speed and strength of peoples metabolisms after about 30 minutes.

Friend 1 (Now a policeman btw) spun out and decided the room wasn't safe, so went and drew a detailed map (He was a geography student) of the university campus, covering about 20 pages of A4 in one of our rooms. He was gone for the night, so down to 5.

Myself and my girlfriend (Now wife) made a lot of sandwiches, and made some cherry tomato 'puppets' by slitting them on one side to form a mouth, and then put on voices not dissimilar to Reeves and Mortimore doing Otis Reading. This amused us no end, then entered Friend 3, who watched us with a monged out look for about 5 minutes before collapsing and then having an epileptic style fit in front of us whilst we freaked (the fuck) out. My mrs ran to get help from the medical centre, Once the fitting stopped, I tried to just call out my friends name whilst she lied on her back with eyes open, but still unconscious, screaming, obviously having some kind of hallucination....

Horrible, scary stuff it was. Luckily she woke up and we got her taken to the medical centre to spend the night.

Then the paranoia began, after seeing our friend have this episode, I decided it was 89% likely that we were all about to die. So sat in bed shaking for the next 7 hours, waiting to die. I convinced my girlfriend she was going to die too. We didn't die. No one died.

Friend nunber 5 just fell asleep unaware of all that happened.

Good night all in all then. Bloody students.
(Pat_Gash, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:46, 27 replies)

I'm pretty sure that even if the stuff had been dipped in LSD or similar
then it wouldn't do anything if you smoked it.

Northern Lights is a variety of skunk, not pollen, albeit quite a strong one

People who believe that weed gets dipped in stuff other than for reasons to con people into paying too much for the quantity are idiots. If you were a mass-producing drug grower, or large scale dealer, high up the chain, why on earth would you bother dipping it in LSD?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:29, closed)

That's LSD - a drug you cannot smoke.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:49, closed)

As I said...
I basically drink wine.

I am not claiming any knowledge on drugs whatsoever, nor do I give a fuck. I used to smoke a lot of weed about 9-10 years ago, however, I can't skin up for shit. I probably got ripped off on many occasions. And I am a lightweight.

Okay, it's a type of skunk then, whatever it was, we got fucked, and the whole story is true. I thought the outcomes were the more important points of the story, it was a bunch of naive 18 years olds in the first year away from the safety of family homes being student twats and generally not having a fucking clue.

Fucking pedants. Fuck you all.
(Pat_Gash, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:55, closed)

touchy.
I was politely pointing out a likely factual error in your story, for the benefit of everyone.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:12, closed)

not you
your reply was fair for sure.

Bad day/week/month/year/life in the office an all that....
(Pat_Gash, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:06, closed)

wow
the "mildly offended" defence never normally works
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:19, closed)

There, there - don't cry.
You're not having a flashback are you? You should avoid driving and/or operating heavy machinery.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:19, closed)

Lovely
almost there. (that's what she said....blah blah blah)
(Pat_Gash, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:10, closed)

I smell horse shit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:41, closed)

horse shit dipped in LSD?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:47, closed)

Mate try it !! fucks you up innit.
My missus said she could see J Edgar Hoover, actually hoovering !!!! fucks you up!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:51, closed)

meh
as below - I'm obviously not a cool kid.
(Pat_Gash, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:04, closed)

Utter FAIL.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:45, closed)

on accuracy / knowledge about drugs
Utterly.

Reaction to someone not knowing much about drugs. IMPRESSIVE.
(Pat_Gash, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:57, closed)

If I were your girlfriend,
I would imagine the feeling that I was about to die might be a rather welcome one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:49, closed)

I would imagine
that considering I'm still with her after 10 years, and the fact we got married last year means that's unlikely. But have a nice day you utter fucktard.
(Pat_Gash, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:56, closed)

I've been boffing her on the sly for the past six years.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:18, closed)

Not you as well! I thought I was one of a select few
Doesn't she make a funny noise when she cums?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:25, closed)

Kind of like a deflating balloon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:55, closed)

incredible
work. keep it up, you're bound to stumble onto something witty at some point due to the law of averages.
(Pat_Gash, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:07, closed)

is that really what she used as an excuse?

( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 1:56, closed)

I'm sorry that some users seem to be winding you up.
B3ta is actually a very friendly place, these people are the exception.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:30, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/massivedrugs/post870175
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:40, closed)

Nah
I'm a hypocrite, I love to bait people stupid enough to rise to it to...I should know better, but hey ho!
(Pat_Gash, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:07, closed)

*BEEP* This vehicle is reversing...
*BEEP* This vehicle is reversing...
*BEEP* This vehicle is reversing...
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 19:43, closed)

ha ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 20:39, closed)

Yup.
Not massively enjoying reading this back this morning.
(Pat_Gash, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:24, closed)