This year i went to LA and Vegas for a stag week,
We had a nice two day stop in LA and the first night we got there went out on the town looking for a club or bar. We eventually found this really classy looking place that had a good mix of people in it. We drank loads and then myself and three others thought we would see if we could score some coke. One guy, i shall call "Norman" said he knew what to do and trotted off to talk to one of the doormen in this club. The rest of us were a bit uneasy about this as this guy was huge and if he turned nasty it could get quite bad for us.

Norman then walks off with this guy through a door that was staff only. We started to worry at this point and were having visions of a gimp and a gay rape... Eventually Norman comes back out the door and comes over to us and explains that its going to cost $$$ much and give him the cash. We all dug deep in our pockets and feeling really concious of who might be watching stuff the green in his hand. He then wanders off into the darkness of the club. Ages go by and we are starting to wonder if he has been done over and lying in a back ally somewhere. I mean, who the hell were we going to tell about it? Finally after what must have been an hour he comes back with a huge grin on his face and says "All sorted boys. What a fucking nightmare".

We leave the club pretty quickly for fear of getting done over or nicked and he later tells us that when he went into the back with this guy he took him into a small room with a desk where he proceeded to open it and show him a vast quantity of coke and assorted other illegal substances as well as a "fucking massive gun". Norman then tells us that the guy says "Lets see your money then" at which point he has to confess to the guy that he has not got it on him and has to go and have a whip round! The doorman is not pleased and starts ranting about how if he is not serious about buying he should fuck off and not bother him and how he has wasted his time etc. So Norman assures him he is serious and asks if he can dash out and get the money. When he goes back in there the bloke is nice as pie to him and lets him sample the merchandise and have a smoke too. Got him some drinks and treated him like a king. The bastard!

The next night we get out on it and the four of us do a gram between us and meet up with the others and have a great night. Next morning we still have a whole gram of coke left and a flight to Vegas in about three hours. We did the only sensible thing and snorted it all before going to the IHOP for breakfast and then a cab to the airport!
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:22, 6 replies)

So, you bought drugs and then took them?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:36, closed)

And the transaction went smoothly?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:49, closed)

Come on chaps!
Get into the spirit of it. There was certainly an element of narrative tension there...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:05, closed)

One gram!?!
Between four of you in a single night?!!!

MASSIVE.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 18:57, closed)

Gosh, a whole gram!
It's a wonder you could eat...
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:54, closed)

A whole gram of talcum powder between four gays
MASSIVE
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:17, closed)