NHS#1
I managed to get run over by a double decker bus many years back. The ambulance took me to St Thomas' where they looked at it and sent me on my way, although how they expected me to get anywhere with one shoe and a foot I couldn't put any weight on beats me.

A week or so later it is still a huge problem so I go to my local hospital and they put a plaster cast on it. Trouble is they put it on over an open wound, so when, some weeks later, they remove it there is a huge pus-filled creater in my ankle.

I still have the scar .
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:57, 2 replies)

Me too...

( snee held his breath since, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:36, closed)

Yummy
An ankleburger with cheese! Mmmm.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:43, closed)