once I had a pea...
I put it up my nose. then I picked it out. brilliant.
then I put it up my nose again.
I tried to pick it out but pushed it further up my nasal cavity, beyond the reach of my slender fingers.

the size of the tongs were frighteningly large to a six-year-old but they got the pea. I kept it for a day, then flicked it away.

mr doctor, I like to think mine was the only nose you ever had to pick a pea from, I hope I am.
(8allright is praying you've got a cold, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 20:25, 2 replies)

i doubt it
kids will very often shove things up their noses. my brother picked the little knobbles off my granddad's rubber car mats and stuck them up his snout. he had to go get them removed.
personally, i favoured bits of bath sponge.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 22:35, closed)

Fuck peas
I used conkers. My nose is huge now.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 23:33, closed)