Squirrels
My grandad was ill for many years, my first memories are of when I was 4, missing Thursday off nursery to go to hospital and see him and drink barley water. However, he somehow hung on another 12 years. This story is about a year or two before he died.

Having been transferred from hospital in High Wycombe (where he lived with my gran) to Hammersmith - so we only saw him every couple of weeks, even though I was 14 me and my brother were sent away to go buy some sweets so the adults could talk.

As we approached the sweet machine we saw 3 squirrels right next to them, in the middle of the hospital. This was only about 2006! The government and NHS have tried so hard to get rid of superbugs, but done nothing about the bugs the squirrels bring in!

My brother and I rushed off to tell people about this, and how they could chew through the wires and spread, but everyone just laughed in our faces, saying that it was completely impossible for squirrels to be in the hospital, even though we'd seen them come in through a gap in the wall!

Therefore, I hate hospitals and don't trust them!
(deadly_sinners, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 23:41, 2 replies)

yes!
tis so, just as, I know.
(hilarleo, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 6:49, closed)

Nutter Arseholes
Dem dair squiggles
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:56, closed)