The TFIB Box
My sister is a doctor and regularly has me in tears with some of the horror stories from the wards. One of my favourites was the TFIB box. TFIB is Things Found In Bodies, or usually "in bottoms" & 95% of the times mens bottoms!! Now the more run of the mill items include dildos, fruit/veg and mobile phones but she's also had to remove live eels, ping pong balls, TV remotes, a broom handle (snapped off!) and several of those Zhu Zhu pets - it's the vibrations apparently! They keep the more interesting things in a trophy box. The craze of mostly gay men taking moulds of their arses seems to have died out; some started using plaster of Paris with disatrous results!!! Her advice is just be honest, if you've got something stuck in your bum or on your knob chances are the doctors have seen it all before!
(The kneeling rifleman Is slowly getting there.., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:17, 2 replies)

Err, thanks for the advice
*waddles to A+E*

Clicky for "if you have something stuck in your Bum", that made me laugh rather more than would be considered normal, even on here!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:27, closed)

The best ones i've seen
are a Jiff lemon (on pancake day), a butternut squash, a young lad ho slipped and fell onto his electric toothbrush but who also seems to have discovered magic coondoms which posses a life of their own and managed to cover the electric toothbrush mere seconds before entering his young lads bottom. And may favourite is the man who had to have major bowel surgery due to an obstruction caused by the partially decompsed hamster corpse he had lodged up there.
(minsh, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:48, closed)