The best ones i've seen
are a Jiff lemon (on pancake day), a butternut squash, a young lad ho slipped and fell onto his electric toothbrush but who also seems to have discovered magic coondoms which posses a life of their own and managed to cover the electric toothbrush mere seconds before entering his young lads bottom. And may favourite is the man who had to have major bowel surgery due to an obstruction caused by the partially decompsed hamster corpse he had lodged up there.
(minsh, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:48, Reply)