Another tonsils one
I had my tonsils out just a few months ago, and at the tender age of 22, the operation was more of a big deal than it is for children. It went OK, pretty sore for a good couple of weeks, but nothing exciting.

What did make it special was the surgeon. He was hilarious, and looked like Dr Fox. After I had woken up from the anaesthetic, and was moved back to my room, he came in and congratulated me on the "biggest tonsils I have ever seen in 20 years". I had a little laugh, was disappointed I couldn't keep them, and then said goodbye.

As he walked out the room, he turned to a nurse and said "seriously, they looked like bollocks in his mouth"

Thanks Doc!
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:11, 2 replies)

Should've said
"Excuse me a moment doctor, I've just got to check something in my trousers..."
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:26, closed)

I had mine out 6 years ago...
...and the nurse who was booking me in shone a torch into my mouth and said "Right, let's have a look at your tonsi...OH MY GOD THEY'RE HUGE! :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:56, closed)