I remember as a kid being round my Uncles house when he pipes up:
“Hospitals. Avoid them, son. Avoid them like the plague. I was so off my head on drugs when I’ve been in the damn places all I can remember are vivid, freaky, scary as shit flashbacks,” my Uncle shakes his head mournfully. “Puking in bins… Picking fights with security guards… Walking round with my bare arse hanging out… Blatantly trying to get a handful of moist hot nurse-kootch by ramming my hand up their skirts…” and he trailed off, I could see the sadness, the regret, the naked pain, the shame in his eyes.

I thought about this for a bit, then I replied. “Uncle… I’m pretty sure that’s why you lost your job as a surgeon.”

Fuck it, it’s Friday.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:17, 3 replies)

Spang!

( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:40, closed)

oh the Hugh Manitee!
:)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:50, closed)

I know not of this Hugh Manitee
who is he and what has he done?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:47, closed)