This really happened.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:15, 3 replies)

What can I tell you
It did. Artistic licence in language is employed, but this is genuine. I could tell you more details about the numerous times she cheated on me or the time I shut her out of my bedroom and went to sleep, unable to hear her as she beat her fists to a pulp on it, etc etc. Or I could supply you with a photo of the cock in question, complete with tear. But I won't.

You may be a cynical motherfucker for a reason, but I ain't lying.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:21, closed)

This is the worst 'this really happened' justification since 'it was caight on CCTV, honest'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:23, closed)

You can think so if you like
It still happened.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:24, closed)

I believe you, kid
It happened to somebody who was with me, and I'm a 5-a-year bird myself.

The mixture of horror and pride was almost worth having sex with such a complete arsehole.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:00, closed)

You do know that banjo snapping is reasonably common?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:55, closed)

One of my mates
Snapped his banjo string shagging a lesbian up the arse in a horse field.
He got his Mother to drive him to hospital.
He told the nurse he got it caught in his zip. She didn't believe him, laughed at him, then stuck it back together with blue glue.

Later, I told everyone in the pub. The weekend after, in a different pub in town, a mate and I were at the bar when we overheard a bloke telling his mate a story he'd heard about a guy who ripped his cock shagging a bird up the arse in a horse field.

This very much did happen. Every single part of it.
( Dervel OTBC, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:14, closed)