
Tingtwatter asks: Ever been on the receiving end of some quality health care? Tell us about it
( , Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:49)
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"count backwards from 10 for me please"
10
9
8
What the fuck!? i'm in a different room! i've been teleported!
i've only had the same effect one other time, smoking weed and drinking cider while camping aged 16.
( , Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:37, 2 replies)

There odd thing was, last time I had one... when I was about 18 ... I had just been introduced to the world of weed. I started feeling stoned and burst out laughing as I counted down. Then woke up as they wheeled me out of theatre and informed the nurse I was 'as high as a kite'.
Good times.
( , Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:49, closed)

On waking up back in the ward I could hear some woman screaming and crying and generally being a noisy PITA.
There were 3 nurses looming over me as my eyes focussed in again.
I mumbled 'I wish she'd shut up"
Whereon one of the nurses patted me soothingly and said 'its you dear"
Whoa it was, as soon as I'd become lucid again I shut the feck up.
At the opposite end, when waking up after having several tooth extractions i couldnt stop laughing.
Apparently i started laughing before I even came out from under the gas, several other dentists and nurses from other rooms came to gawk at me. I laughed all the way to the recovery room while being held up by 2 dental nurses who found it hilarious.
And laughed for another 20-30 minutes, getting more hysterical every time the door opened and someone looked in with a big grin on their face.
Then I fell off the chair and threw up.
If only they could legally sell that stuff
( , Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:28, closed)
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