Why is there no asprin in the Jungle?
Because of the continuing policy of price-fixing cartels within the pharmaceutical industry, making it nigh on impossible for even basic standards of healthcare to operate in the developing world.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 11:48, 11 replies)

This is a true fact, and also a good reason never to gamble there either
as a sophisticated and highly-organised crime ring controls the income and machinations of all activities therein, being sure to capitalise on all profits made using complex threats of violence and extortion.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:01, closed)

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My understanding was that it was because the parrots ate them all?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:03, closed)

No.
Aspirin is poisonous to the avian community.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:05, closed)

There was no indication that the parrot survived...
Maybe it's a suicidal parrot, or an emo parrot.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:52, closed)

Surely a suicidal parrot
Would prefer to just leap off Canary Wharf?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:54, closed)

Canary Wharf isn't in the jungle, and it would be able to fly.
I suggest rather that a suicidal parrot would instead tie weights to its legs and jump into the sea - perhaps off the coast of Borneo or similar.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:57, closed)

It seems highly unlikely that a suicidal parrot would be able to consume the entire aspirin content of the jungle before expiring.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:56, closed)

Isn't a crow just an Emo Parrot?

( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:46, closed)

SCIENCE.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:51, closed)

I love listopia too
Rumbled!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:34, closed)

I thought that it was responsibly disposed of by the tool eater Jaguar?
(Benzyl, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:18, closed)