receptionists
why do these deskbound harridans think they need to know everything? "can i have an appointment to see the doctor?" "what's it concerning?" well, it doesn't concern you, you nosy bitch. you're not a doctor, you're the bitter old twat who makes seeing the doctor as difficult as possible. you manage a schedule. you DO NOT NEED to know what's wrong with me, that's none of your fucking business. just give me my appointment and stop being a cunt.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:02, 12 replies)

really?
Honestly thats happened? I dont think i've ever heard of that happening, and certainly not to me or my family. They simply wouldnt last in the job.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:05, closed)

she always does it
if i go in for a repeat prescription, she'll say things like "do you need the stuff for your constipation, or just your arthritis pills?"
she says it quite loud enough for the whole waiting room to hear.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:13, closed)

Fuckng hell!
At least they remember you!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:17, closed)

she does it to everyone
i'm not surprised more than half the patients have transferred to the new surgery a mile away
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:19, closed)

Fucking hell, what's the matter with you?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:05, closed)

i dislike my doctor's receptionist
i'm pretty sure she's not supposed to loudly discuss patient's ailments with her little helpers, in front of a packed waiting room.
especially not if she's using their names.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:14, closed)

If you're happy spout all your ailments and the like on the Internet,
sharing the these details with people in the medical industry, whose job it is to try and weed out time wasters and hypochondriacs shouldn't be such a massive arm flailing issue. Innit!

Edit - just read your above reply. Yeah, she's got it in for you. The bitch.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:15, closed)

it's my right to tell whoever i like
what i object to is that woman acting like she has every right to know all about me, then discuss it with other people
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:18, closed)

My Missus was a Doctors Receptionst
Really it's the doctors that are a bunch of gits at GP surgeries. They tell the receptionists to ask what is wrong so that they can prioritise their workload and fit golf into afternoon sessions. Ever tried to back answer a doctor with an ego the size of a council tower block?

She gave the job up in the end because the other receptionists "Doctor Daddies Daughters" were a bunch of twisted little fucktarts.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:15, closed)

if a doctor was asking me to do that
i'd tell him no, ego be damned
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:17, closed)

They're trying it on
You needn't tell the receptionist anything, and should complain if you hear patients' problems discussed.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:06, closed)

i knew about my ex boyfriend's sister's pregnancy
before she had time to tell her partner. i've got an appointment at 4.10, i hope the nice receptionist is working today
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:13, closed)