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Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Why I No Longer Post
Because reading is less of a bitch
(Cydonija well it sure as shit ain't sad, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:22, 12 replies)
Pwned.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:57, closed)
So your story is
that you got a Tweet from somebody who knows the only person in the country who's not had a go on your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:57, closed)

Wow - there is really no words for that.
(Cydonija well it sure as shit ain't sad, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:06, closed)
I was impressed too.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:08, closed)
'kin 'ell
Shambles made me laugh.
Fuck.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:54, closed)
We're all gonna have to kill ourselves soon.
Very soon.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:19, closed)
*crosses fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:29, closed)
You go on ahead.
I'll catchup in a minute.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:36, closed)
You could try "thanks".

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 8:50, closed)
Not...
Cheers ?
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:48, closed)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:07, closed)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:47, closed)
Yeah sorry about lying to the GF, your mum is a hottie though.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:30, closed)
Did your dad backtrace her IP,
then reach down the intertubes and slap her to death?
He should have done. If he cuts up the corpse and throws it into a bin, the police won't care.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:50, closed)
I find acid is a better way of disposing.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:12, closed)
Nah
He didn't have the hacker skills necessary to create a GUI in Visual Basic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:15, closed)
Visual Basic: the "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" of the programming world...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:29, closed)

brings a new take on recycling doesn't it?
(Cydonija well it sure as shit ain't sad, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:27, closed)
Every home
should have a Human Flesh bin. I used to put mine in the Compost bin, but got a stroppy letter from the council.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:54, closed)

not sureprised. It should have gone in general waste
(Cydonija well it sure as shit ain't sad, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:17, closed)
There's good eating, on some people.
Far better to boil them up for soup, then bury the bones under a tree, at midnight, whilst chanting to great Cthulhu.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:53, closed)
Cause they'll never look in a bin. Nooooo!
Where is that post?
Oi, AB, internet link bitch, find me that post. Now!
*Please*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:46, closed)
haha
your mum shagged a random and got away with it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:10, closed)
and as i won't be around to argue back when you get het-up
1. theres no smoke without fire
2. this woman husband wouldn't have given your mum's details for nothing
3...your mum's a slag
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:13, closed)
Shambles did it better.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:41, closed)

The problem with your post is that Dr Shambolic's was better, I do have some humour - yours just makes you sound like a bitter twat.
(Cydonija well it sure as shit ain't sad, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:16, closed)
Shambolic's was just a straightforward insult, could have been about anyone
I was pointing out the details, all of which centre around the fact that your mum definitely had another mans dongle in her mouth and bottom
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:13, closed)

What is it that you get out of doing this exactly? Why bother posting if all you want to do is spew bile? Unless this is a massive case of head-messing in the spirit of the QOTW...
(Cydonija well it sure as shit ain't sad, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:57, closed)
oh man soz i didn't mean to upset you
there was no need to edit

oh and yeah, head messing, that was it. Topical and relevant, thats me all over
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:19, closed)

clearly just landed in OZ
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:28, closed)
lolgutted.
Should have fucked off to mumsnet.
Where your mum probably goes, for advice on her idiot son.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:30, closed)
there's hardly any cock on mumsnet
his mum spends all her time of motoring and football forums, she gets passed around like a bad penny
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:31, closed)
I hear his mum loves the cock.
She has affairs all over the place.
I do hope no jilted partners attempt to contact this user on twitter, that would be harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:37, closed)
i don't think cydonija is looking at the bright side here
if his parents split up he'll be getting DOUBLE the presents at Christmas and on his birthday
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:29, closed)
lolgutted
i'm a girl
(Cydonija well it sure as shit ain't sad, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:04, closed)

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