Learning disabled lad
I come from quite a boring shithole village somewhere in the countryside with an abandoned farm nearby.
In my early thirties our usual source of entertainment would be to hang around an local ex boxer and hardman's house (sonny) and generally drink, use drugs and buy e's to sell in the local social club.

Now there was a young man called antony who had learning difficulties who we would get to run errands for us (going to the shops and that), he was our main source of entertainment and his older brother had recently left for the army so without the protection of him he was at our mercy. Sonny was a bit of a bully to him but we mostly got on, we got him stoned once an Sonny made one of the local slags shag him which we all interrupted and jumped on the bed.

One time we all went up to a castle to do lsd, we gave him a load, left him with a rope and he hung himself


I think I saw his brother in town the today GULP
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:04, 22 replies)

Don't worry...
The brother's dead - it's just his ghost.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:09, closed)

@ Albert
Woo yay, are you back to Troll the /talkers?


Nothing creepy here..... ad nauseam.
Nothing creepy here..... ad nauseam.
Nothing creepy here..... ad nauseam.
Nothing creepy here..... ad nauseam.
Nothing creepy here..... ad nauseam.
Nothing creepy here..... ad nauseam.


*Edit That was a cool film SR.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:12, closed)

It's an interesting approach to trolling I'll give you that.
Spend a few years pretending to be a creepy sex offender and then say 'actually, it's all a big ruse, you idiots'.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:23, closed)

Trolling?
I post stories - you lot do the 'outrage', so no trolling from me.

But I'm leaving my answer to this week's QOTW till a bit later, leave less time for replies. Wouldn't want anyone to burst a blood vessel tonight.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:27, closed)

So you really ARE a creepy sex offender?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:28, closed)

Nah.
Just messing with your heads.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:30, closed)

Or am I?

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:30, closed)

I vote sex offender.
Not in elections, mind you, just when it comes to you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:32, closed)

Vote the Sex offender party,
With your candidate Mr gary glitter.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:06, closed)

b3ta.com/talk/7424868
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:25, closed)

LOL LOL LOL
LOOOOK WHAT I DID THERE
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 0:34, closed)

This is edgy, biting satire.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:32, closed)

No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:39, closed)

Woah, you really had me going, there.
Right up until I started reading it, anyway.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:49, closed)

FFS
He could not have hung himself. He hanged himself.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:56, closed)

He put his cock in his pants, didn't he?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:28, closed)

Fucking hilarious that
Sounds like you may live near me.
Local teen hung himself after being given ( or spiked with ) LSD on new years eve.
Council removed the candlelit shrine a couple of days ago
Wanna meet up for a coffee and a several kicks to the groin?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 2:21, closed)

I think he has targeted you specifically with this not-at-all obscure movie reference.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:06, closed)

Didnt get the film reference.
I must consider this when reading QOTW posts.
Was odd that it just seemed to coincide with recent events here
apologies to OP
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 1:44, closed)

Dead Man's Shoes
One of my favourite films!!

*Chain Smoking*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:05, closed)

Great film that.
Was recommended to me by my brother.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:52, closed)

'What you staring at mate'

'YOU, YA CUNT' *screech of chair*

Class!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:39, closed)