Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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'bingoed'or 'bingo citied' is a recently coined one in my local.
I tend to opt for 'buckled' myself.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:15,
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"Shankered"is my personal favourite.
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I used to know someonewhose claim it was that adding "-ed" to the end of just about any word would make it appropriate to describe drunkenness; viz trollied, bladdered, mashed - and so on into floored, tabled, cornflaked, and so on.
I quite like "corrugated".
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:55,
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Isn't that a Michael McIntyre skit?(
Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:26,
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oh I'm using this.sounds better than 'accidentally got drunk'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:21,
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Best one of all...it makes me sound like a cad.
"I'm sorry darling, that you caught me balls deep in those Lithuanian ladyboys, but you see, I was quite disgracefully overserved at the time".
then we'd all laugh and everything would be forgiven
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