an affair
ive hit 40 and started an affair with a girl from the gym. not very amusing reading for you lot, but ive nver been happier. havent told the wife yet.
( nikdude, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:01, 11 replies)

I'm going to tell your wife

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:24, closed)

40?
Should know better than to post sex-lies on /qotw.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:23, closed)

Happy Candles MM

( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 3 May 2013, 22:25, closed)

I bet you wish you'd posted this from a new account rather than one that was easily identified as you.
You totally-shit-at-secret-infidelity prick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:33, closed)

I work in a gym and we see lots of this sort of thing.
After some dedicated training, people soon see the results - DYNAMITE for the ego.

If you want to hook up with superfit totty, the gym's the place for you.
If your partner has just taken it up, get along there too and keep an eye. Avoid a lot of unspeakable awfulness.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 4 May 2013, 9:17, closed)

If your partner has just taken it up her
then surely it is too late? Oh, you meant taken up going to the gym, I see...
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sat 4 May 2013, 16:05, closed)

may I suggest
"Have you ever considered a threesome" is a slightly softer approach than "I've met this fit girl from the gym".

Your wife will still shred all your clothes, throw you out of the house and reduce you to sleeping on park benches through the divorce courts, but at least you showed a bit of consideration.
(rogerzilla, Mon 6 May 2013, 11:36, closed)

excellent
that's doing it properly, well done.
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 7 May 2013, 6:12, closed)

Lucky Jim.

( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:13, closed)