Midlife CrisisI've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55)
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A quick check on Google suggests thatthe current life expectancy for those already over 60 is 84. I can't imagine it being lower for younger age groups, so 45-50 would be a fair time to consider oneself middle-aged.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:03,
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Details details.I'm certainly not going to live that long. I'm a fucking idiot who drinks and smokes and rides a motorbike.
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Combine the three, and you'd probably be looking at an even earlier death.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:06,
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So that Nissan Skyline I had when I was27 was actually a ridiculous attempt to recapture my glory days?
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Very selfish of you to be poisoning all those organs.Can we at least have your corneas?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:55,
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You can, butthey're not very good. I started wearing glasses to read this year.
I have some reasonably good toes on my right foot, if they're any help.
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It's the reject pile, for you, I'm afraid.Do try to avoid crashing that bike, there's a good chap.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:55,
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Given my family historyand advances in medicine and geriatrics, I will likely be 120 before I pop my clogs. Which will mean that my kids will be in their 90s and glad to see my wrinkled ass go.
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Wanderer, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:20,
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