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This is a question Midlife Crisis

I've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55)
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I've become a predatory paedophile.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:19, 35 replies)
...and then when you reach old age and start to slow down
you can become an opportunistic paedophile.

Which TV company do you work for?
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:43, closed)
LWT

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:54, closed)
Little White Targets?

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:56, closed)
tbh I'll nonce anything, me.
I'm a sexual sadist, not a fucking racist mate. Leave it out yeah?
(, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:33, closed)
Nuff said

(, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:48, closed)
Yewtree should seriously take a look at Stan Lee.
All that telling his True Believers to Face Front, indeed.
(, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:28, closed)
Hello. I'm twelve and emotionally vulnerable.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:14, closed)
OMG I'm 12 and vunerable too. We should hook up

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:36, closed)
Let's meet somewhere where we won't be overlooked by the public!

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:56, closed)
Scary thing here...
Shambo's playing out his daughters part in a few years time - little does he realise it.
Then again he'd have to step away from the computer in order to do so.
See you here again later today, tomorrow morning & tomorrow arvo then Shambo?
Cheers.
(, Thu 9 May 2013, 7:49, closed)
This comes off a little like you're planning to groom his daughter.
I know you two don't get on, but there's got to be a less creepy way to get at him.
(, Thu 9 May 2013, 8:40, closed)
Wow there really is something badly wrong with you, isn't there?
I never thought I'd say this, but perhaps you should stick to the poetry? I mean don't get me wrong, it's utter doggerel and worthy of nothing but ridicule, but this shit is actually disturbing. Poor show.
(, Thu 9 May 2013, 8:52, closed)
I always have trouble deciphering you
but this really does sound like you're sexually threatening someone's child.

Bravo.
(, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:19, closed)
Jesus.
You ought to be on a register.
(, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:52, closed)
Way to look like a creepy sex offender here.
Note how even the non-trolls are calling you out on this one. I think it's time you stopped posting, Legless Jr.
(, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:16, closed)
Well this doesn't make you look more if a creepy rapist than usual.

(, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:55, closed)
Nothing sinister to see here, oh no.

(, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:57, closed)
Alright emvee

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:30, closed)
That is sooooo 1970s.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:41, closed)
Alright Bartleby.

(, Thu 9 May 2013, 7:02, closed)
Someone who divides their time between molesting kids and hunting other species with hi-tech weaponry?

(, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:33, closed)
You have it exactly.

(, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:40, closed)
Or hunts kids with high-tech weaponry?
*something about IN MY PANTS!*
(, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:41, closed)
Sonic electronic ball breakers.
breaker
(, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:58, closed)
Liking your Geordie tablet sig.

(, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:47, closed)
Oh thanks

(, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:58, closed)
oh yeah, me too

(, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:20, closed)
Also, something about getting to my chopper.

(, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:40, closed)
"Turn around..."

(, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:52, closed)
...Bright Eyes"
/Watership Downs blog
(, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:23, closed)
If it bleeds,
it's old enough
(, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:10, closed)
The teacher got you pushing too many pencils?

(, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:19, closed)
Gonna have me some fun ... gonna have me some fun

(, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:19, closed)
Jeez that's a small pussy
...
(, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:30, closed)
"I ain't got time to bleed, Dad."
This is the worst thread, I've ever seen.
(, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:02, closed)

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