I've become a predatory paedophile.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:19, 35 replies)

...and then when you reach old age and start to slow down
you can become an opportunistic paedophile.

Which TV company do you work for?
(RTFM May your god go with you, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:43, closed)

LWT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:54, closed)

Little White Targets?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 May 2013, 17:56, closed)

tbh I'll nonce anything, me.
I'm a sexual sadist, not a fucking racist mate. Leave it out yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:33, closed)

Nuff said

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 May 2013, 9:48, closed)

Yewtree should seriously take a look at Stan Lee.
All that telling his True Believers to Face Front, indeed.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:28, closed)

Hello. I'm twelve and emotionally vulnerable.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:14, closed)

OMG I'm 12 and vunerable too. We should hook up

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:36, closed)

Let's meet somewhere where we won't be overlooked by the public!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:56, closed)

Scary thing here...
Shambo's playing out his daughters part in a few years time - little does he realise it.
Then again he'd have to step away from the computer in order to do so.
See you here again later today, tomorrow morning & tomorrow arvo then Shambo?
Cheers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 9 May 2013, 7:49, closed)

This comes off a little like you're planning to groom his daughter.
I know you two don't get on, but there's got to be a less creepy way to get at him.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 May 2013, 8:40, closed)

Wow there really is something badly wrong with you, isn't there?
I never thought I'd say this, but perhaps you should stick to the poetry? I mean don't get me wrong, it's utter doggerel and worthy of nothing but ridicule, but this shit is actually disturbing. Poor show.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 8:52, closed)

I always have trouble deciphering you
but this really does sound like you're sexually threatening someone's child.

Bravo.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:19, closed)

Jesus.
You ought to be on a register.
( Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:52, closed)

Way to look like a creepy sex offender here.
Note how even the non-trolls are calling you out on this one. I think it's time you stopped posting, Legless Jr.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:16, closed)

Well this doesn't make you look more if a creepy rapist than usual.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:55, closed)

Nothing sinister to see here, oh no.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:57, closed)

Alright emvee

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:30, closed)

That is sooooo 1970s.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:41, closed)

Alright Bartleby.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 7:02, closed)

Someone who divides their time between molesting kids and hunting other species with hi-tech weaponry?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:33, closed)

You have it exactly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:40, closed)

Or hunts kids with high-tech weaponry?
*something about IN MY PANTS!*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:41, closed)

Sonic electronic ball breakers.
breaker
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:58, closed)

Liking your Geordie tablet sig.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 May 2013, 9:47, closed)

Oh thanks

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:58, closed)

oh yeah, me too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:20, closed)

Also, something about getting to my chopper.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:40, closed)

"Turn around..."

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:52, closed)

...Bright Eyes"
/Watership Downs blog
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 May 2013, 11:23, closed)

If it bleeds,
it's old enough
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:10, closed)

The teacher got you pushing too many pencils?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:19, closed)

Gonna have me some fun ... gonna have me some fun

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:19, closed)

Jeez that's a small pussy
...
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:30, closed)

"I ain't got time to bleed, Dad."
This is the worst thread, I've ever seen.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:02, closed)