Misheard and Misunderstood
Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
I've got a rat called Negative Reality Inversion.
I used to have a rat called Multiple Independantly-targetable Re-entry Vehicle.
Half the fun of keeping rodents that is, coming up with stupid names for them.
I've already got Sudden And Gratuitous Total Existance Failure pencilled in as a name for my next one.
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SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:20,
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I spend almost all my free time outdoors ... is this one of those incredibly badly aimed snipe attempts again?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:35,
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you do seem to spend an awful lot of time on here though Shambo
having a go at people. You and AB are like the Waldorf and Statler of QOTW
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:09,
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waldorf?
definitely more like premier inn and travelodge
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:27,
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you realise the internet isn't actually a place, right?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:47,
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I realise that this site is a place on the internet
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:01,
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Ah, hypocrisy!
Tasty, tasty hypocrisy.
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SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:45,
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I remember being 12, too.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:42,
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