Misheard and Misunderstood
Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
that woman can breathe through her ears
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:05,
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she taught me that gagging is for amateurs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:05,
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always the professional *sigh*
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:22,
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£475 an hour baby
plus VAT and disbursements
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:34,
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You two need to get a room
The sexual tension is palatable
It would be a glorious day for saddo keyboard warrior hermits like yourselves
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Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:43,
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i said £475 an hour
not £4.75 in coppers and stained old 5 pences from the bottom of his mum's handbag
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:46,
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's handbag
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:10,
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simple
effective
probably horrifically accurate
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:11,
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