Hotmale.com
When I first started working in an educational establishment we would quite often have "silver surfer" groups in to try to get their heads around what the whole internet thing was and what you could do. I was sometimes roped in by the tutor to help out in advising the class.

This day they were signing up for an e mail account so the gibbering wrecks could send an e mail to their friend say next to them. We were instructing them to visit the www.hotmail.com website...well the dear old 70+ year old that I was attempting to explain how a mouse worked initially made a bit of a fuck up of this.

In the address bar she had typed www.hotmale.com...I noticed the mistake and tried in vain to stop her from pressing enter, things were kind of moving in slow motion. Before I knew it, from what I could remember an image of a man covered in oil with his love muscle on full show was displayed on the screen. Along I am sure with various other hardcore male on male sex acts going on. To be fair she handled it (ooh err) rather well.

As a side note this is also the same week I think that when some of the older generation were using Apple Macs trying to explain that to eject the disk that was in the machine she had to drag and drop it using the mouse onto the icon of the bin on the screen...she almost pulled the whole machine off the desk as she tried to drag her mouse to the real waste paper bin positioned next to her on the floor.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:49, 8 replies)

I once worked with a chap whose non-work email address was something like [email protected]
the twat.

I can picture him now, '[email protected], [email protected], Hotmale2....
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:56, closed)

That's my evening
sorted
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:06, closed)

How were you supposed to nonce your students when they were all OAPs?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:18, closed)

In soviet Russia pupil nonce you

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:41, closed)

If you can get Wanked off by a pupil in soviet Russia you do it
My queer arse new fucking pen pal
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 3:26, closed)

There are "special ways"
You fucking amateur
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 3:12, closed)

Pretty much the same legislation exactly applies.
To OAPs who are not in control of their faculties and children.
(speedevil, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 11:20, closed)

Get back to mumsnet

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 15:24, closed)