Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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have you got any brains?(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 13:06,
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you should get a bishop's finger inside you first(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 13:08,
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Teenage girl who doesn't drink bitter had never heard of a type of bitter It's a shocking concept, I know. If he'd said "a pint of flowers" it wouldn't have happened. Not my fault. His fault.
And now yours.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 8:32,
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36 year old woman who doesn't drink bitter had never heard of a type of bitterIt's a shocking concept, I know. If he'd said "a pint of brains" it wouldn't have happened. Not my fault. His fault.
And now yours.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 8:45,
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no, the stoned hippy has just made a fool of himself by failing to read the story properly(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:30,
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"brains" is a type of beer, pet/explainingjokesontheinternetsince1994
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:32,
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oh well, how could i be expected to know about a peasant's drink?although you don't know tangles, clearly. if the beer wasn't brewed by 80 year old virgins from their own vaginal yeast by the light of the moon, then he won't have heard of it either, and was just band wagon jumping.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:37,
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oh god, you fancy a pint of it now, don't you(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:58,
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