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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

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I was 6 and I broke my arm by falling off a moving barrel.
Doctor told my parents my cast would have to stay on for "4 to 6 weeks".
"Fourtysix weeks!?" I bellowed as I burst into tears.
The end.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 10:06, 4 replies)
I hope they broke your other arm to shut you up

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:11, closed)
Jaw, or neck, surely?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:20, closed)
Donkey Kong related injuries - the silent killer.

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:17, closed)
your username and sig combined looks like a speeding cat

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:47, closed)

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