the fact that you think about this several times a day despite me never mentioning it is somewhat revealing

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:52, 1 reply)

dear god man, you bleat on about it nonstop, it's dreadfully noveau
Never really occurred to me that I should be either proud or ashamed of owning houses.

It's just a consequence of being born with a big brain and earning money. I might as well be proud of my inside leg measurement. You have a very peculiar set of ideas about what it's actually like to be financially successful.

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Dr. Shambolic
, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:20, 1 Reply)

I know I'm bright.

I have a doctorate in something extremely complicated and I invent extremely clever things for large amounts of money for a living.

I don't want to sound mean or owt but I'm so far out of your intellectual league that we may as well be different species.

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Dr. Shambolic
, Wed 16 Jul, 12:17, 2 Replies)

you can't possibly still be upset about the fact I can afford to spend money on frivolous things

it's been months, petal

why do you even care?

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Dr. Shambolic
, Wed 25 Jun, 17:52, 2 Replies)

Can I not be Switzerland?

I've got money and I'm quite tidy and racist.

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Dr. Shambolic
, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:41, 1 Reply)

That's very considerate but I'm rolling in it and already have a house over there.

Not sure why you don't have the money if trite cartoon furry pictures are comparable to renaissance cherubs though. It's almost as if ... you know ... that's a fatuous comparison.

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Dr. Shambolic
, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:36, I like this!, More)

I've accidentally managed to be successful and happy with a smashing family and a lot of money and a fun yet challenging career.


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Dr. Shambolic
, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:08, More)

I've got lots of money.

Send envy.

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Dr. Shambolic
, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:48, I like this!, More)

I've never been described as anything less than "terribly handsome" in the real world.

I've always put that down to the fact that I'm terribly handsome. I'm also big and clever. And rich and successful. I can sing too. If I weren't me, I'd probably be riddled with envy. Fortunately, I am.

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Dr. Shambolic
, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 14:52, 1 Reply)

My scrubber credentials have slumped a little what with being educated and rich and sophisticated and ting.

I'd get my head kicked in for being an oo la la nancy boy.

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Dr. Shambolic
, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:21, I like this!, More)

I like my job.

I do interesting stuff and they pay me lots of money and at least several of my colleagues aren't total prickends.

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Dr. Shambolic
, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:13, 2 Replies)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:54, closed)

Out of context, that shit is pretty funny.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:28, closed)

If I weren't me, I'd almost certainly want to be my friend on the basis of all that.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:35, closed)