I'm not sure that worked out quite as intended.
Anybody seen any decent films lately? Lucy is absolute shite.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:12, 22 replies)

Expendables 3 is a laugh if you feel like leaving your brain at home.
Guardians of the Galaxy likewise. Dunno what's out in the UK at the moment.
( .Yeti., Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:18, closed)

it's film festival time here ... there's a shitload of freaky shizzle
In Order Of Disappearance is worth checking out if it goes on general release.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:20, closed)

Lucky sods.
I can't wait for summer blockbuster season to end and for the interesting films to come out in the lull before Christmas. I'll have a look out for In Order of Disappearance though. Six of my friends over here have been to see Lucy; five of them said it was shite.
( .Yeti., Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:24, closed)

one of your friends is an idiot

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:36, closed)

Said friend did drop in my estimation after admitting to liking said tosh.

( .Yeti., Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:43, closed)

Shame. I've always rated Luc Besson.
And Scarlett Johansson is always a joy to observe, so I had hoped that Lucy would be worth a look.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:15, closed)

yeah ... it has no excuse for being as shit as it is
it even makes Morgan Freeman sound like a dick
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:40, closed)

I think, if my dick could talk, it would definitely speak with Morgan Freeman's voice.

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:11, closed)

org art
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:16, closed)

Didn't think it was that bad
but I went with no expectations whatsoever after seeing the piss-poor reviews it got. Which probably helped.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:59, closed)

Zero Theorem

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:14, closed)

Good call. Christoph Waltz can do no wrong.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:32, closed)

Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus
a hoot. A veritable hoot. You are a real hoot.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:35, closed)

I've got a video
Of your mum taking on the English rugby squad gangbang style

She takes it well
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:32, closed)

Or watch movie 43
if you want a straight answer you massive bender
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:32, closed)

awww ... the witless and charmless Ned is homophobic too ... colour me surprised

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:35, closed)

Dont hate gays
Only you

And your mother has never failed to succumb to my witty charms that's all the wit and charm required.
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:10, closed)

you "hate" somebody you've never met but who's mocked you on the internet?
Ahahahahahahaha. That's the best thing I've heard today. Amazing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:13, closed)

Much as you have done
I have made some rash judgements about your personality based on posts to this forum.

Agreed hate is far too strong an expression but it was used in retort to your flagrant use of the term homophobic which implies some form of hatred.

Anyways. That's the first and last time you get an explanation from me fuckface. Yoor a cunt and you know it. if you have any doubts ask anybody in your family.

p.s. your mum sucks on stacks of cock
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:33, closed)

"you're"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:15, closed)

Duly edited

(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:22, closed)

So have you seen any good films recently, Ned McThick?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:55, closed)