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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

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what I really admire about Hemingway is how he announces he's going for a walk and then sulks in his hotel room whining on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:43, 1 reply)

Amazing thing this mobile internet. Not arrived in Stoke yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:49, closed)
it's like you've already forgotten the bit about me tracking your IP
mnnnnnnnnnng
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:51, closed)

Yes.

And if it was really working, you'd see wifi in Aventura moving to EE network in the states...or whichever carrier they use.

Back to the basement...more coding to be done! Take a few more days this time...you've obviously not cracked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:54, closed)
you left six minutes ago

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:56, closed)

Impressed again.

Took longer than I thought to organise the kids. Hoping for a tuna this afternoon...it is the season but we've come up dry so far.

Last week they caught one and sliced it on the boat, we had sashimi with just a squirt of lime. Heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:00, closed)
last week you were in the uk, you ridiculous fantasist

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:02, closed)

Yes dear, that's right.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:06, closed)
I know it is.
What I'm genuinely struggling with is why? Why make up a family holiday to somewhere awful?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:08, closed)

You're right. We should have gone to the Travelodge in Stoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:16, closed)
the more you keep announcing you're leaving then posting again, the more convinced everybody is that you're on holiday with your loving family and not on a lonely business trip
honest
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:18, closed)

I've left. And amazingly I brought my phone with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:25, closed)
but not your parenting skills

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:27, closed)

Says Mr 'leave them with the au-pair whilst we go and take massive drugs in a tent in a wet field in Stoke'.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:28, closed)
my kids exist ... a subtle but important difference

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:34, closed)
Would you guys
Just fuck each other so we don't have to bear witness to your bizarre courtship?
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:35, closed)
Something, something, seven proxies, no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:55, closed)
the sad thing is, he's wasted two weeks of qftw bobby bullshit time pretending to already be there
and now he has to waste another two weeks pretending to still be there when he gets back

Five weeks without a chance to mention his moped fortunes

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:58, closed)

Keep checking the IPs...I'm back Friday week.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:01, closed)
You claimed to be leaving two weeks ago. At least get the basic arithmetic of your fantasies right.
This is as bad as the time you forgot how many houses you were selling.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:04, closed)

Off now. Will post again in 10 days. And you can do the math.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:08, closed)
Next Thursday.
Christ. You failed primary school.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:09, closed)

I'll post on the Friday too. Fire up the international-superdetecor...
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:17, closed)

Ah yeah. Bonzer mate. This place would only have you and AB if it wasn't for Al, Emvee and reasonable house. I'd like to see your skills used on the pre-eminent legal property law and $3billion marketing man autisms. I'd have used the pound sign....but what would be the point?
G'day.
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