Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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You know, they do have segways at the mall. Those crazy yanks!
Glad you've enjoyed the updates. Only real time I've had to myself today. If I'm not careful I'll rack up 110,000 posts if I don't slow down.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:04,
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Yeah. Say hi to the wife and kids.Assuming they're still talking to you after taking them to Miami and dragging them through a shopping mall while bashing angrily into the internet.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:13,
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I'll take that as a compliment...coming from someone who angrily bashes the internet all day, everyday.
What are we up to now...130,000 posts on this site alone?
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:21,
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^leaves hotel to take his kids fishing ... still arguing on the internet forty five minutes later^Fuck. Imagine if those poor fucks weren't a figment of your imagination.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:25,
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Handbags at dawn (*and the poor scrubber did nowt to you two). (, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:22, closed)
Personally, if something goes wrong on holiday, I blame the Polish prostitute first and then bash the missus when I get home. Except, she's only gone and done a runner in the diesel Mondeo. I'm gonna top myself.
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So...this is how you to prefer to spend time that you have to yourself? Good grief.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:57,
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