Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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Silence in Court!I used to know a guy that worked for a firm of Agricultural Engineers , they sold tractors , farm machinery etc They also did repairs and sold spare parts. His job was to travel around the district in a big van calling on farmers who needed spare parts, baler twine, fencing equipment and the like. One day he called upon a customer who greeted him with words to the effect “Oh god am I glad to see you today! I am in big trouble with your firm, I forgot to pay my bills and now they are going to take me to court! “ My friend said “Eh? What do you mean ’taking you to court?” “Well” said the anxious farmer “ I got a letter this morning from them , a ‘Courthouse reminder’ . No way do I want to go to court over it, come into the house and I will make you a cheque out straight away!” So Mr. Parts man followed the farmer into the farmhouse. He asked to see the letter, He read it. It began “Dear Mr. ********, With regard to your account : This is a courteous reminder.
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I like the bitWhere it goes all surreal with the Parts man remembering himself.
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sorryI was trying to edit it and ballsed up. I've corrected it now. Forgive me I am new!
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I like your story,but I preferred the headfuck version.
Don't change it back, though, let the latecomers to this thread wonder what they missed.
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Ahh don't correct it!If anything make it more of a solipsistic nightmare for the Parts Man, which culminates with him rudely awoken by his own chanting of "Remember... Remember... Remember!"; sweaty, terrified, bound, gagged and naked in the farmer's grain silo, having been drug-raped senseless.
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^this^It was brilliant. The parts man thinks "this reminds me of this happening RIGHT NOW", it was like proper hardcore deja vu.
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