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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

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Oh come on ... the guy made pocket change giving people lifts on a scooter
do you think he'd turn down $200 to bang his Shepherds Bush against the drooping skinfolds of a lonely salesman?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:45, 1 reply)
i always thought that the whole point of albert was that everyone knew it was all fake
but he enjoyed winding everyone up by pretending to believe it was real.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:48, closed)
See ... I thought that ... but then when you poke him he becomes incredibly defensive.
Posting photographs of a retirement swamp from your hotel balcony is more than a double-bluff wind up. That's proper bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:51, closed)
i think the defence is part of his wind-up campaign
he probably lives somewhere depressingly normal and boring and does a depressingly normal and boring job with a depressing and normal wife
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:52, closed)
I refuse to believe this.
He's either a genuine dullwitted property developer who holidays in a swamp. Or he's a deluded fantasist who genuinely wishes he was a dullwitted property developer who holidays in a swamp. Anything else is no fun at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:54, closed)
the second one would be much more fun
for once - and this is genuinely a one time only thing - i hope you are right
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:11, closed)
I reckon we all just agree to believe that then.
Save trouble all round.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:12, closed)
ok
i solemnly declare that i believe that he has convinced himself of everything he types
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:16, closed)

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