Artists rendering
While reading my local paper a few years ago I saw an artists rendering of a man wanted for attempting to kidnap a woman. Damn, I thought, it looks a lot like me.

Several days later I got a visit at home by a detective inquiring about my whereabouts on the day of the crime.

Being a law-abiding (well, maybe except for thievery) citizen gainfully employed as a (shit job) security guard, I was able to provide an alibi for the time in question.

I admitted to seeing the drawing and thinking how much it looked like me and asked who had put him onto me. He wouldn't say. (probably a "friend?")

I asked him to please notify this friend/person/asshole that it was not me, as I didn't want it going around I was a possible stalker/kidnapper/rapist. I assume he did.
(barrycounty, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:38, Reply)