MC Hammer
This one actually makes me angry - did then, does now....

I worked, briefly, in a Frozen Chicken place (Padleys, in case you're wondering) - it was shit. Full of redneck inbreeds and students.

The students you could deal with, we're all there for the summer and the money.

The rednecks were thick as pigshit.

(Can you tell, this annoys me?)

Anyway - Whenever I'd go in to do my glamarous job of packing chicken (!), I'd walk past a line of morons with their dead chickens (I think they were stripping the feathers off or something).

At which point, they'd start singing something along the lines of "here comes the Hammer, etc" - It got real old, real quick - then everyone started doing it.

Funny, it wasn't.

I mean, I look nothing like him and they clearly did it because I was the only "black fella" in the building (and they'd probably never seen one before).

I lasted 2 weeks before I got on a plane and spent 2 months in Mauritius dossing about instead.

(Angry? You've no idea.)
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:51, Reply)