
Jizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
( , Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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A girl once said to me "You're Daniel Bedingfield! Christ you've put on weight!"
I told her I was Daniel Bedingfield, and I've put on weight it's because I sleep with my sister.
You would though, wouldn't you?
( , Thu 31 May 2007, 17:59, Reply)
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