Mistaken Identity
Jizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
( , Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
Jizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
( , Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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Taaaaaatvaaaaaaa
I have been mistaken for two people and one band (no really)...
Once outside a nightclub during my mid 1990's indie period. Some girl wandered past me and shouted something. My mate shat himself with laughter and finally, with tears running down his pimply mush explained she had said "Hey it's that Crispian Mills from Kulashaker". I then called him a cunt for not telling me earlier "Because I coulda pulled".
Secondly until my hair went spiky people kept thinking I was Mackenzie Crook, the goofy one out of The Office. Not funny.
And whilst entering a pub once a VERY drunk geriatric man shouted "It's fucking Blur" at me. My mates giggled while I turned a deep crimson... later on the same guy suddenly flopped out a guitar, plugged it into a suitcase (which had an amp and speaker inside, no I don't know why either), his mate whipped out a clarinet and they started playing/singing together. Halfway through the first song and I was struggling not to laugh at which point the old guy stops playing and once again shouts..
"It's fucking Blur".
Then they started playing again. The pub emptied in less than three minutes, no word of a lie.
OAP cunt.!
( , Thu 31 May 2007, 19:15, Reply)
I have been mistaken for two people and one band (no really)...
Once outside a nightclub during my mid 1990's indie period. Some girl wandered past me and shouted something. My mate shat himself with laughter and finally, with tears running down his pimply mush explained she had said "Hey it's that Crispian Mills from Kulashaker". I then called him a cunt for not telling me earlier "Because I coulda pulled".
Secondly until my hair went spiky people kept thinking I was Mackenzie Crook, the goofy one out of The Office. Not funny.
And whilst entering a pub once a VERY drunk geriatric man shouted "It's fucking Blur" at me. My mates giggled while I turned a deep crimson... later on the same guy suddenly flopped out a guitar, plugged it into a suitcase (which had an amp and speaker inside, no I don't know why either), his mate whipped out a clarinet and they started playing/singing together. Halfway through the first song and I was struggling not to laugh at which point the old guy stops playing and once again shouts..
"It's fucking Blur".
Then they started playing again. The pub emptied in less than three minutes, no word of a lie.
OAP cunt.!
( , Thu 31 May 2007, 19:15, Reply)
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