Mistaken IdentityJizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
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chthonic, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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make me your main dealer!I was in a pub in Wolverhampton one evening
lets call it the 'Moon Over The Water' as thats the name on the sign.
I ventured away from my group and into the toilets, which if memory serves, are down stairs.
Having had a piss, washed my hands and dried them on my jeans (as was the style of the time)I text(ed?)a chum who was on the way to join us.
As I sent this text, I noticed from the corner of my eye a small queue forming. I looked around; No, I wasn't blocking the sinks or the driers, so what was going on?
I looked up; again no sign said 'queue here for bumsex'.
I enquired to the first chap what was going on, and he replied,
'Im after some pills mate'
I had a LINE of people who thought I was dealing in a weatherspoons toilet.
I dress differently when Im out nowadays.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 14:30, Reply)
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