Busted!
Christmas Eve 2006 in my usual drinking haunt, post midnight. I was utilising the gentlemen's facilities when I heard a thud, someone had hit the deck. I turned around to see an oily little squit had fallen face down onto the urine splattered tiles of the toilet in a drunken heap.

At first I thought it was just some beered up kid who'd had a skinful but a few overly sycophantic friends helping him to his feet and gushingly checking his wellbeing aroused my suspicion.

I was mistaken, closer inspection revealed the snot nosed punk was in fact Help Get Me out of the Celebrity Jungle "winner" Matt Willis.

He didn't look too cool drying other peoples piss from his face.
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 14:36, Reply)