Old joke
This QOTW reminds me of an old playground joke from the late 1980's. For the non Brits and under 25's, an explanation provided below.

A bloke goes into a pub and orders a pint of bitter. He specifically asks for a head on his pint which he duly gets.
The punter asks the barman if he could keep an eye on his pint while he goes to the gents and the barman says no problem.
The bloke comes back from the gents and the pint is there but the head has gone.
"What happened to the head on my pint?!" he asks the barman, to which he replies, "Er well you see that large athletic looking lady over there? While you were in the gents she came over and farted on your pint which blew the head off it".
"Right" says the angry punter, "I'm going to have a word with her!"
He storms over to the lady and asks, "Excuse me, fart in my Whitbread?", she says, "No I'm Tessa Sanderson".

Bitter is a type of beer
Whitbread is a brand of bitter
Fatima Whitbread & Tessa Sanderson were British Olympic javelin throwers in the 1980's
That is the joke
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:30, Reply)