Mistaken IdentityJizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
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chthonic, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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How to come quite close to getting your skull caved in....We used to have a mate that resembled a shaved gorilla.... 7ft tall, a healthy miture of fat and muscle, and a penchant for reading the sport.
This lad worked digging up holes for the gas board, and thus had a habit of turning up where you worked if he was close by for a chat and swift pint.
...so one day, while plodding over to the nearby off-license for some smokes, I spy a large skin head seemingly looking for someone and I reactively shout the usual greeting:
"Ho! Ugly Fat Ginger Cunt!"
...it wasn't my mate
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BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 16:05,
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