Mistaken Identity
Jizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
( , Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
Jizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
( , Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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lets set the scene...
In the foot section of a freezing tent (the main compartment was full) lying next to my mate, on a misty hill...
i wake up from my pitiful sleep and realise that she is awake too, so i smile at her in what i believed to be a friendly way, completely unprepared for what came next-
a scream
a knee to the bollocks
a few more screams (several from me, admittedly)
it turns out she thought my smile made me look like a murderer from some film she had watched the night before (sleepy hollow possibly).
that was a new one on me!
past comparisons have been:
a chipmunk
stephen fry
george bush when he was younger
david hasselhoff
daniel craig
the hulk
cameron diaz's retarded brother on "theres something about mary"
i am 17.
EDIT: irrelevance of setting the scene part has hit me now
( , Sun 3 Jun 2007, 0:07, Reply)
In the foot section of a freezing tent (the main compartment was full) lying next to my mate, on a misty hill...
i wake up from my pitiful sleep and realise that she is awake too, so i smile at her in what i believed to be a friendly way, completely unprepared for what came next-
a scream
a knee to the bollocks
a few more screams (several from me, admittedly)
it turns out she thought my smile made me look like a murderer from some film she had watched the night before (sleepy hollow possibly).
that was a new one on me!
past comparisons have been:
a chipmunk
stephen fry
george bush when he was younger
david hasselhoff
daniel craig
the hulk
cameron diaz's retarded brother on "theres something about mary"
i am 17.
EDIT: irrelevance of setting the scene part has hit me now
( , Sun 3 Jun 2007, 0:07, Reply)
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