Little Demigod
My kid looks a little like me. Well, OK then, he now answers to 'Mini-me'. Mrs. God couldn't believe that two people could look so similar. We look like fairground mirrors together. Sort of - there's a taller fat one, and the shorter slim one.

I used to collect him on Friday nights from the nursery, before he went to school. The nursery was supposed to ask for ID, but they never seemed to ask me.

One night, I knocked on the door at my usual 6pm. A young lady I've never seen before opened the door. She took one look at me, and fell about laughing. When she recovered, she said 'Come this way, Mr God, he's through here'.

Naturally, I asked if she wasn't supposed to check ID. 'Oh yes!', she said, 'but everyone said to me that when Demigod's Dad arrived, I'd know who he was, because he looks just the same, only taller'.

So, not so much 'mistaken identity' as 'positively identified', I suppose. Sorry about that.
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 21:53, Reply)