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This is a question Mistaken Identity

Jizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"

Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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I have black hair (short, not in a kind of bowl cut)
I have a scar on my forehead but it's very small and you'd have to be less than a few feet away to see it
I wear glasses but not black, not round, not big thick frames
I do not wear a scarf, I do not carry a broomstick, I do not have a fucking great big white owl on my shoulder

and yet
I'm walking down the street and someone takes the time to hang out of their car window as they drive past and shout "OI FUCK OFF YOU HARRY POTTER BASTARD" at me
but it was alright, once I got over the shock I cast excrucianus on him

length? it's about 8 inches and has a phoenix feather in it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:15, Reply)

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