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Cannot be arsed to scroll through all sixteen pages of answers on here but has anyone written an amusing tale of taking the wrong blonde girl home from a holiday in Portugal yet? If not then tis a sad day indeed..


Onto other things, I was working as a charity fundraiser in Wigan or somewhere equally hellish with someone who the chavs constantly shouted 'BOB MARLEY! HAHAHA!!!!' at.

Problem was (apart from him being quite, quite dead) was that she was a) female b) blonde and c) whiter than Milky McMilk from the Milky Way.

She did have dreads though so you know, I could see where they were coming from, the sub human one eyed 7 fingered inbred drooling simpleminded spasticated wank sock fuckdingles.
(The_Greyhound wrote www.luckymcdanger.blog.co.uk on, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 14:11, Reply)